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ROFLMAOSHIGRP 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off...
SO
HARD
I
GET
RECTAL
PROLAPSE
During an IM Conversation....

Chick: Haha that's funny! LOL.
Guy: ROFL
Chick: Yeah right you're rolling on the floor.
Guy: ROFLMAO
Chick: Pff...Yeah right you really laughed your ass off.
Guy: No seriously. I swear. I totally LMAO. Literally.

Chick: Liar.
Guy: Actually, I think I need to go the the hospital. I laughed so hard I think a bit of my ass just came out. It hurts, a lot.
Chick: OMG! That's called a rectal prolapse! Your rolling on the floor and laughing so hard exploded your rectum!
Guy: ROFLMAOSHIGRP (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I got rectal prolapse).
Chick: I'm so hot for you now.
ROFLMAOSHIGRP by rectalprolapseman August 11, 2010
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Roflmaoshiggat 

Rolling
On
Floor
Lauging
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
Im
Gonna
Get
A
Tumor.

Used for extreme lulz
Person 1: My mother died
Person 2: Roflmaoshiggat!
Roflmaoshiggat by Cnvvj April 6, 2009

ROFLMAOSHISMP

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard I shit my pants
That was so funny I was rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard I shit my pants.
ROFLMAOSHISMP by Adaryl January 21, 2005
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