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ROFLMFAOSHIPMP 

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of so hard i pissed my pants
Some guy: I did your mom
Me: roflmfaoshipmp
ROFLMFAOSHIPMP by Dillo121 September 18, 2008

Roflmaoshidmbamsfo

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I drop my burrito and my sombrero falls off.
OH MY GOSH! THATS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH ROFLMAOSHIDMBAMSFO

ROFLMFAOSHISM 

Over facebook chat

Sue: So did you hear the American Government shut down for two weeks?

Kim Jong-Un: ROFLMFAOSHISM!!!!! And they say I don't know how to run a country!
ROFLMFAOSHISM by Yandonero December 20, 2013

ROFLMAOSHIGRP 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off...
SO
HARD
I
GET
RECTAL
PROLAPSE
During an IM Conversation....

Chick: Haha that's funny! LOL.
Guy: ROFL
Chick: Yeah right you're rolling on the floor.
Guy: ROFLMAO
Chick: Pff...Yeah right you really laughed your ass off.
Guy: No seriously. I swear. I totally LMAO. Literally.

Chick: Liar.
Guy: Actually, I think I need to go the the hospital. I laughed so hard I think a bit of my ass just came out. It hurts, a lot.
Chick: OMG! That's called a rectal prolapse! Your rolling on the floor and laughing so hard exploded your rectum!
Guy: ROFLMAOSHIGRP (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I got rectal prolapse).
Chick: I'm so hot for you now.

ROFLMAOSHISM 

Stands for Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Shit Myself

basically another way of say HOLY FUCKING SHIT MONKEYS THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!
There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first one says:

Muffin1- "Zomg its hot in this oven."

Muffin2- "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"

Guy listening to joke- "ROFLMAOSHISM thats funny."
ROFLMAOSHISM by Dr. Fuxalot December 9, 2008

roflmaoshmplfobbq 

Meaningless letters sometimes passed off as a real abbreviation by people attempting to display a grasp of hip urban abbrieviations.
I'm feeling so roflmaoshmplfobbq today!

My cat makes me so roflmaoshmplfobbq.

A walk in the park is like, y'know, roflmaoshmplfobbq.