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<<rolling on the floor doing emina>>
-dude, i got laid yesterday, i roflde.
-nice, she's hot
ROFLDE by nickene April 16, 2009
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roflberry pwncakes 

Obviously these are pwncakes made with roflberries.

Commonly served to someone after they have been pwned, with a side dish of stfunewb.
*** gamer1 headshots gamer2 with p228***

gamer1: roflberry pwncakes
roflberry pwncakes by bryan18 September 6, 2005
Related Words
rolling on the floor laughing while eating waffles
Guy1:Man these waffles are mad good

Guy2: ROFL. are u ROFLWEW?

Guy1: Naw im totally eating them at the table
ROFLWEW by taylor mcconnelll January 19, 2009

roflberry 

a berry that grows on a lmaobush.
roflberry by phr0st September 24, 2005
Roll on floor laughing eating waffles
guy 1: Roflew
Admin: really??
guy 1: No i'm just eating them normally
ROFLEW by Impact Green October 30, 2008
Rolling On the Floor Like Draco Malfoy.

Refers to the fan-made production "A Very Potter Musical" in which the character of Draco Malfoy, played by Lauren Lopez, often rolls around on the floor for no apparent reason.
Person 1: WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?
Person 2: *rofldm*
ROFLDM by themomerath September 6, 2010

ROFLBERRY 

There are two definations for this word:
1. A slang term combination of "ROFL", (meaning "roll on the floor laughing"), with "berry", to make up a humorous and fictional new word, much like "Snozberry", coined by the original Willy Wonkey movie.
2. Not only is it a berry produced by the infamous LMAOBUSH, but it is a delicacy among those who are known to pwn all teh nubs. Those who are 1337 enough to convert these delectable berries into n00b sauce will find that they become the staple to the most leet of diets. Beware, as excessive consumption of such a delightful fruit could result in the eater getting h4x0red, and the uncontrollable yelling of "LOL !!!!!!!!1!!1!". Warning, do not eat while operating a ROFLCOPTER, while wearing LOLLERSKATES, or while firing a n00b-cannon.
"Good day sir. Have you any ROFLBERRIES?"
"WTF LOLZ!!!!!!1"
"You are not even in possession of a single, lone ROFLBERRY?"
"ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!1"
"Well. I'll just be on my way then I think."
ROFLBERRY by ConradoThePirate November 1, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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