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rofflmfaopimfph 

Rolling on fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my fucking pants hilarious

Translation: Describes extreme laughter
LOLZ YOU ARE SO FUNNY! ROFFLMFAOPIMFPH!!!
rofflmfaopimfph by Frozenwolff November 6, 2009

rofflmfaoolttfm 

Basically a combination of a lot of acronyms. It stands for: Roll On the Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud To The Fucking Max.

It's usually used when something is outrageously hilarious. It's meaning is even mroe evident and bold when it's in CAPS.
<Scene from Family Guy>
Stewie: For every sprinkle I find on my cake...I'm going to kill you.
Me: ROFFLMFAOOLTTFM!!!
rofflmfaoolttfm by nEVERsAYdIE February 23, 2005

rofflmfao 

Rolling on the fucking floor, laughing my fucking ass off.
ROFFLMFAO! That was so funny.
rofflmfao by Jess May 18, 2004

ROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB 

Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants While Masturbating To Love Sex Magic Because It Is A Good Sex Song And Then Killing Myself Because I Laughed Too Much And It Hurt My Sides Thats How Bad Ass I Am Bitch!
rollingonfuckingfloorlaughingmyassoffwhilelongstuffdon'tfeellikeputtingallofitbitchblahROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB

roflmfaowdacot 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off While Drinking A Cup Of Tea(ROFLMFAOWDACOT)
*lol*
*rofl*
*lmfao*
*roflmfaowdacot*
roflmfaowdacot by OMFGWTFUX@URMOM November 17, 2004

Roflmfaoanl 

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off all night long.

pronounced: ra-fel-ma-fay-OH-ain-al
this is so funny! im roflmfaoanl'ing!
Roflmfaoanl by SparkleAnon April 6, 2010
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