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Rolling on the Floor Dabbing - when you've done something so amazing that the only natural response is to dab, but the intensity of the dab takes over and causes you to fall to the floor in a fit of dabs.
Evan: Dude, you just nailed 30 three pointers in a row. Great job!
Ryan: *ROFD*
Evan: Hey, are you ok?
Ryan: *ROFD*
Evan: Hey, are you ok?
ROFD by FartsMcGee6 April 20, 2018
ROFD
Rolling on floor drunk - when one has reached the point of intoxication at which the ability to remain vertical fails, and suddenly you are horizontal, laughing because you are slightly confused as to why you are touching the floor with more than two points of your body.
ROFD by The Scratching Post August 3, 2010
ROFDI
Random Oriental Flopsy with Daddy Issues. Female creature typically aged 18-25 who's rich father forks out huge amounts of cash so that he can expunge the guilt of never actually speaking to her. Usually up for it.
So I woke up in a Hampstead mansion after servicing some ROFDI I met at the club and missed my fucking nephew's christening!
ROFDI by FSpaghetti January 16, 2011
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ROFDOHL by oleophobic finnish June 19, 2010
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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