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A really old dude/dick I'd like to fuck
OMG, Bob Barker is a total RODILF!" or "No, Sean Connery is totally the ultimate RODILF!
RODILF by Ultimate Asparagus March 22, 2011
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A member of a group of senior citizens with striking good looks for their old age. Male in Gender and could be a celebrity or not. RODILF stands for Really Old Dude I'd Like to Fuck!!!
Hunny, That Sean Connery is one RODILF!!!

Hey sweetie, If you died I would totally get with our neighbor Frank, he's a total RODILF!!!
RODILF by Marleyman314 March 23, 2011
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To attempt to solve a minor computer problem, but in the process do so much damage to the computer that the original problem becomes a minor detail in comparison.
"This computer was sent in for a driver install and came back with 14 spyware programs and missing registry keys...How did they manage to Rodify it so much?"
Rodify by CIAagent October 7, 2006

cabeza de rodilla 

1.(Spanish) Literally meaning "Knee-head" it is used as a friendly nickname for bald ones

2. Another way to say "Pery" (see also Cabeza de nalga)
que paso cabeza de rodilla?
cabeza de rodilla by mynystry September 25, 2006
One of the most sweetest, most generous, most loving and caring person you will ever meet. A very competitive guy who will always go beyond his own limits to show others what he is truly capable of achieving. Rodolfo is a smart, kindhearted guy who is not afraid to stick up for those that he cares about. He puts up with a lot from others, but at the end of the day forgives them. Rodolfo gives great advice due to his rough past which he sometimes allows to haunt him.

When it comes to love, Rodolfo is in a completely different universe. If a Rodolfo shows great interest in you, do not throw the opportunity away because he is someone who will always be there for you. He will make sure that you're always happy, healthy, and safe. He has the ability to see through your fake smile when you tell him to not worry, that everything is fine, and that you are okay; knows when you're depressed. When he knows this, he'll say something only a sweetheart would say to try to cheer you up. A Rodolfo will set his heart out to the one he loves and is a ride or die guy. He only focuses on you, is very patient, and will wait for you to have mutual feelings. And you don't want to miss him when he's in bed with you and the mood is right because he'll make you scream while you're cumming and he's pounding away whilst passionately kissing you, and will make sure you come out of the bedroom with a big smile on your face ;)
her: Rodolfo has always been there for me unlike others, which is why I love and appreciate him
him: Maybe he's your soulmate that you've been looking for
her: He might be. We have so much in common even our personalities are lowkey the same
him: Better go tell him you love him now before it's too late
her: I think Rodolfo is mad at me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore
him: He always tells me how much he misses and loves you and how he wants you back in his life
her: Damn, Rodolfo is something else
Rodolfo by an_ace_for_base July 13, 2017
Rodolf is a charming individual. He has nice body language. He doesn't criticize others. He don't try to put you on the defensive. And also give you his undivided attention. He easily make friends, particularly on social networking platforms. However, due to his shyness, he usually won't do the first move to get to know someone. He's shy in social situations. But, even when surrounded by strangers when outgoing with friends, he is always loud especially when comfortable with someone . He constantly talks about the movie with the person sitting next to him while watching it. He is the one who always starts the conversation and never runs out of things to say. Most importantly, Rodolf adores Bianca.
rodolf
Rodolf by loveyoubianca May 11, 2022
Another word for Ridiculous, shortened.
Freak! Did you see that tart in the moon boots fingering her mate behind the bike sheds? That's Rodile!
Rodile by The-Lej January 28, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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