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RIAAtard 

A person, usually a blog troll, that drones on endlessly about how wonderful DRM (digital rights management) is in music download files, and that it has so many consumer benefits even if he/she can't even name one.

The RIAAtard will also drone on endlessly about how music pirates are evil, ripping off the artists, are criminals and anyone who rips a CD, downloads a music file or shares a file with a friend or family member should instantly be jailed.

These RIAAtards are incapable of thinking or speaking in any other way, and may suffer from ADD, OCD, autism, aspergers syndrome, or some other mental or social disorder. They also display negative emotional, mental, physical and communication behaviour which causes people to avoid them at all costs. They also may never actually have any sexual contact with another human being, so they spend their entire lives masturbating while posting their RIAA-loving nonsense in blogs.
Music Lover: Oh yeah. I really love my friends new Britney CD so she let me copy it. It's awesome!

RIAAtard: You filthy criminal! You're going to burn in hell! If you really love Britney so much you should send her all your money. I'm calling the RIAA on you so you can be fined AND go to jail!!
RIAAtard by RuleroftheNight July 24, 2009
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riastard 

riastard never misses 💯
riastard by riastard April 6, 2021
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riastard 

Someone who never misses and is always hitting.
riastard never misses homie
riastard by riastard April 6, 2021

riastard 

riastard never misses bozo
riastard by riastard April 6, 2021
Originated after a girl named Victoria scammed hundreds of people. A Riatard is someone who scams, steals, and lies about everything. Riatards don’t take responsibility for their actions, and play victim when someone catches them in the act of doing shady shit. Don’t be a Riatard.
That girl is Riatarded, she steals from everyone, scams everyone and then plays victim when she gets caught and comes up with a “creative” lie as to why she’s not in the wrong.
Riatard by Unibi August 11, 2024
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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