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DaVinci Resolve Studio 

A industry-standard professional video-editing software developed by Californian company Blackmagic Fusion. Since the 2010s, It gained much popularity and saw widespread use in Hollywood studios due to its power and being superior to alternatives such as Apple's Final Cut Pro and Adobe's much-hated Premiere Pro.
"I use DaVinci Resolve Studio to edit every video I've made" - Someone who uses that video editor

Davinci Resolve 

A video editor's drug away from the virgin that is Adobe Premiere Pro. Once you switched, you'll never come back.

A non-linear editing program developed by Blackmagic Design initially as a professional color grading software that later on developed into a full featured NLE with a free version and a Studio version that comes with more effects, advanced color grading, a neural engine (in the newer version 17), and support for editing at resolutions higher than 4K and HDR support. An industry standard NLE that actually uses hardware correctly unlike the other virgin.
The Chad Davinci Resolve: high performance, very stable, nice interface, good effects, uses GPU based encoders very nicely, NVENC support out of the box.

The virgin Premiere Pro: decent performance, crashes every time you try to save a barely complex timeline, hard to learn, basic effects, uses GPU like it's the stone ages, bad NVENC support.
Davinci Resolve by ThatFluffyJello February 2, 2021

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9. 

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9. 

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

Resolved 

Indicating a pointless attempt that is doomed to failure. Proven true by Bush's invasion of Afghanistan.
"It has been resolved that the United States will declare war with Afghanistan."
Resolved by Slow XxX Learner April 5, 2010

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You 

Fuck you, but without using the word "fuck".
Son: "Mom, I'm really hungry right now, I want some more food."
Mom (Karen): "You need to share with your little sister."
Son: "But she has already eaten three bowls of it already!"
Mom: "She's younger than you, and besides: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!11!!"
Son: "Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO then!"