RANZY 

its a really simple meaning, a retared panzy.

if you dont know what a panzy is....your a ranzy

RANZY by risty December 10, 2003

Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work

Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe

Razzy Wipe by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Razzy Poke 

To inappropriately poke things up your ass

That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke

Razzy Poke by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

randy was here 

A note found written in various locations by Randy, a character in 'My Name is Earl.'

"Hey! Someone scratched my new mactoolbox by writing randy was here!"

randy was here by ryanszczucki June 17, 2017

Randy Tuesday 

Everyone sits in a circle and strokes the cock of the person to the left. This can be only done on a Tuesday on the 22nd behind the Taco Bell on 6th Ave.

Zack's favorite day is Randy Tuesday. His favorite part is sitting in the middle and enjoying the shower.

Randy Tuesday by AbleistToad December 6, 2022

Randy Johnson

One of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball.

Randall David "Randy" Johnson (born September 10, 1963), nicknamed "The Big Unit", is a former American Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher. During a 22-year career, he pitched for six different teams.

The 6-foot-10-inch (2.08 m) Johnson was celebrated for having one of the most dominant fastballs in the game. He regularly approached, and occasionally exceeded, 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) during his prime. He also threw a hard, biting slider. Johnson won the Cy Young Award five times, second only to Roger Clemens' seven.

Johnson finished his career first in strikeouts per nine innings pitched among starting pitchers (10.67), second all-time in total strikeouts (4,875; first among left-handed pitchers), third in hit batsmen (188), tenth in fewest hits allowed per nine innings pitched (7.24), 22nd in wins (303), and 57th in shutouts (37). He pitched two no-hitters, the second of which was the 17th perfect game in baseball history. He won a world series with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001.

Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson?
Yeah, now you see it, now you dont.

Randy Johnson by david faustino November 21, 2012

Big Dick Randy 

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"

Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"

Big Dick Randy by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023