Pretty much the most legit rappers ever. They are Jim and Jeff from the radio/podcast show Jim and Them on Real Kid Radio. They steal the beats from popular songs and add their own lyrics. R.A.P.E.D. stands for Real asspeople every day.
Damn, R.A.P.E.D. 's new baby parody is pretty damn awesome.
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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Ginger Ninja. Tries to mess with eshays. Struggles with eyesight and talking, tends to mumble. Bugha wannabe. Started having hair loss at the age of 9. Has a very big and shiny forehead. Runs with sword hands. ( We love our Ginger ninja x )
Dude 1 : OMG what’s that light
Dude 2 : that’s E D W A R D’s shiny forehead
Dude 1 : must be that forehead wax he uses
An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.
I know maypeople who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.