R. Kells 

A low quality, inferior pilsner beer such as Busch Light, Natural Light, and Milwaukee's Best. Named R. Kells because they taste like piss.

"Dude, this natty tastes like piss"
"Yeah bro, it's an R. Kells beer"

"What kind of beer should we get? I'm low on cash"
"Let's just get some R. Kells...tastes like piss but cheap"

R. Kells by DJ CP September 26, 2009

R Kelley

Choking an underage girl while giving her anal.

Yo bro. Never pull an R Kelley. They'll shank you up real good in prison.

R Kelley by Jizz Blaster 69 February 25, 2019

R Kelley

1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

R Kelley by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010