Qzert 

Getting slammed on so hard in a game, sport, or activity that one forgets how to speak correctly

Get Qzert nerd

Qzert by Small Pez October 29, 2020

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm 

when u type on the key bored six keys at a time... and after you've tryed by 2,3,4,5 keys at a time.

figure 1: wow qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm there. lets check it by sevens now

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm by chfjxfhyivtrwsxdfcgm May 29, 2018

qertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When your so bored that you type all the letters on the keyboard but forget the second letter

Bill- (Typing) qertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Bob- What you be doin Bill
Bill- My Homework...
Bob- FALSE NARRATIVE
Brad- TOP NOODLE
Evin- Niceee

qertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by EagleRIdge Boi November 6, 2019

qwerty 

when qwerty decided to leave uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and become a loner.

Poor qwerty is a loner.

qwerty by 🍔 Burger King November 2, 2018

qwerty 

when you are bored in science class and decide to make a word on the urban dictionary

qwerty

qwerty by _BlueDog November 15, 2018

qwertyitis 

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

QWERTY Crust 

Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.

Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.

QWERTY Crust by Navin1 July 3, 2009