Qwoof 

Dick fart, similar to but not as common as a pussy fart.

Conrad qwoofed last night.

Qwoof by Wellookathat January 16, 2019

Qworf 

A made up word that I just typed.
It means: "Do your homework, stop doing what you're doing."

P1: Haha I'm using urbandictionary to make up a word.
P2: Qworf.
P1: *Leaves*

Qworf by NotADoggo November 20, 2016

quoof 

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

quoof by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008

Qwoff

1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock.

2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen

3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals

1) Pete! Stop qwoffing that poor sheep!
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.

Qwoff by Makko August 8, 2005

Qwoft 

To hit or slam an object with immense force give the object stratospheric height and or bend

Zack - “Nice goal Ben you hit that right on the qwoft”

Qwoft by Psych Chimp December 15, 2020

qoof 

Penis fart

Dude, that guy just made a giant qoof!

qoof by qoof August 6, 2009

qooof 

verb: (1) The act of pooping on another's chest
(2) The act of having severe and damaging diarrhea

(1) I just totally qooofed ur mom, dude.
(2) I had the worst case of qooof ever last night!

qooof by woolee ray sherby September 10, 2006