1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock.
2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen
3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals
2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen
3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals
1) Pete! Stop qwoffing that poor sheep!
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.
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noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
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