Qwoff

1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock.

2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen

3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals

1) Pete! Stop qwoffing that poor sheep!
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.

Qwoff by Makko August 8, 2005

Qwuffle 

It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.

"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."

Qwuffle by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014

qwiffed 

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

Qwiffendor 

Qwiffendor is used as a derogatory word manly used with both genders mostly directed to dick heads

Dick head: your moms gay and your daddy’s lesbian lol
White kid: haha fuck you, you stupid “qwiffendor”

Qwiffendor by The racial word maker March 8, 2018

Qwaffle 

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

Qwaffle by i<3glee March 14, 2011

quoff 

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.

quoff by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Qworf 

A made up word that I just typed.
It means: "Do your homework, stop doing what you're doing."

P1: Haha I'm using urbandictionary to make up a word.
P2: Qworf.
P1: *Leaves*

Qworf by NotADoggo November 20, 2016