Skip to main content

Qwoff

1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock.

2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen

3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals
1) Pete! Stop qwoffing that poor sheep!
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.
by Makko August 8, 2005
mugGet the Qwoff mug.

Qwuffle

It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.
"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."
by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014
mugGet the Qwuffle mug.
Related Words
Qwoff quoff Qwaffle Qworf quoffing Quoffed qwaff Qwaffet qweff qwiffed

qwiffed

Totally missing something you are aiming for
Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!
by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018
mugGet the qwiffed mug.

Qwiffendor

Qwiffendor is used as a derogatory word manly used with both genders mostly directed to dick heads
Dick head: your moms gay and your daddy’s lesbian lol
White kid: haha fuck you, you stupid “qwiffendor”
by The racial word maker March 8, 2018
mugGet the Qwiffendor mug.

Qwaffle

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.
WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!
by i<3glee March 14, 2011
mugGet the Qwaffle mug.

quoff

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
mugGet the quoff mug.

Qworf

A made up word that I just typed.
It means: "Do your homework, stop doing what you're doing."
P1: Haha I'm using urbandictionary to make up a word.
P2: Qworf.
P1: *Leaves*
by NotADoggo November 20, 2016
mugGet the Qworf mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email