Qwoft

To hit or slam an object with immense force give the object stratospheric height and or bend

Zack - “Nice goal Ben you hit that right on the qwoft”

by Psych Chimp December 15, 2020

qwafting

The act of wafting a girl's qweef towards your nose, causing the girl to feel more embarrassed, showing why men are the dominate gender.

While qwafting my girlfriend's vagina fart got me kicked out of the bedroom for the night, I had accomplished my bro moment of the day.

by Sir_Master_Bates August 1, 2012

QWOT

An internet site created from the ruins of AWOT after AudiWorld management sold out to Internet Brands and subsequently converted from the beloved KAWF software to the much maligned vB software in direct opposition to the will of its members.

This will go down in history as one of the biggest mass-exodus of a forum membership to a competing forum in the history of the internet. This was a direct result of Internet Brands and AudiWorld management failure to understand the appeal of their existing product. This is a classic definition of management arrogance triumphing over the ability of a membership to vote with their feet.

QWOT is the new AWOT.

by Audilingus May 21, 2009

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You are too bored to type qsefthukoawdrgyjilpzxcvbnm, so you type qwdftyjkopaserghuilzxcvbnm.

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by Random Words & Definitions January 7, 2021

QWOT

Rule #1. There is no QWOT

"does QWOT exist?"
"There is no QWOT."

by Thrilla from Manila March 18, 2009

Qwoff

1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock.

2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen

3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals

1) Pete! Stop qwoffing that poor sheep!
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.

by Makko August 8, 2005

Quofty

sounding (kw-oft-ee)

meaning sneaky and weasel like or large portions

Darell: Ya know tha wasteman ova der?

Sean: Yeah blud he proper quofty like.

or

Darell: Dats a quofty doob der blud.

by JMZ NW May 15, 2010