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When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.
"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."
quoof by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008
Related Words
qooof • quoof • qoof • Qoomfak • Qoooo • qooookie • Qwoof • Qoob Fardood
Penis fart
Dude, that guy just made a giant qoof!
qoof by qoof August 6, 2009
(1)the expulsion of air out of the penis
(2)similar to the queef
Did you hear how loud his quoof was?
quoof by will June 1, 2004
Dick fart, similar to but not as common as a pussy fart.
Conrad qwoofed last night.
Qwoof by Wellookathat January 16, 2019
Who are you and why. Just why. You really had nothing to do. Really..........
You a qoooo for a bitch
What you say when you know the shot you're taking (in a game of basketball) is gonna be so wet, it sounds like a guy biting a apple. (Wet meaning "all net")
Paulo: Who wants to get shit on?
Stru: *goes and D's paulo so Stru puts his hand in his face as Paulo takes the shot*
Shot: *quoof*
Paulo: SHIT ON NIGGAS DOT COM!!
quoof by NotMattStru December 16, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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