qooof 

verb: (1) The act of pooping on another's chest
(2) The act of having severe and damaging diarrhea

(1) I just totally qooofed ur mom, dude.
(2) I had the worst case of qooof ever last night!

qooof by woolee ray sherby September 10, 2006

quoof 

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

quoof by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008

qoof 

Penis fart

Dude, that guy just made a giant qoof!

qoof by qoof August 6, 2009

quoof 

(1)the expulsion of air out of the penis
(2)similar to the queef

Did you hear how loud his quoof was?

quoof by will June 1, 2004

Qwoof 

Dick fart, similar to but not as common as a pussy fart.

Conrad qwoofed last night.

Qwoof by Wellookathat January 16, 2019

Qoooo 

Who are you and why. Just why. You really had nothing to do. Really..........

You a qoooo for a bitch

Qoooo by to be continued....... May 25, 2021

quoof 

What you say when you know the shot you're taking (in a game of basketball) is gonna be so wet, it sounds like a guy biting a apple. (Wet meaning "all net")

Paulo: Who wants to get shit on?
Stru: *goes and D's paulo so Stru puts his hand in his face as Paulo takes the shot*
Shot: *quoof*
Paulo: SHIT ON NIGGAS DOT COM!!

quoof by NotMattStru December 16, 2009