Quoche 

Person who tries to sound smart by quoting famous people about useless tuff with a douchie attitude.

Billy is such a Quoche. No one gives a shit if Shakespeare thinks roses smell good by any other motherfucking name.

Quoche by Seedaverun November 7, 2015

Quiche 

Used to describe someone who is hotter than hot. From Chris Lilley's show Ja'mie: Private School Girl

"OMG, Hugo is so quiche."
"I really wish that I had a quiche girlfriend like Izzy"

Quiche by ACBP October 23, 2013

Quiche 

Seriously fucking hot.

Ja'mie is so quiche

Quiche by privateschoolgirl October 23, 2013

quochuy 

A man who loves the gym and has nothing better to do, but never wants to tell people that he works out.

person 1: Does that guy hit the gym

Person 2: he says he doesn't but we all know he does

Person 1: so your telling me he is a quochuy

Person 2: Pretty much

quochuy by faggotdickkk August 15, 2016

quoced 

The act of impregnating women without regard. The Cromartie of the Asian world.

Man Seth just Quoced that girl, he will have that for 18 years

quoced by TheMinga September 11, 2015

Coronation Quiche 

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

Coronation Quiche by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023

Quiche Crumbs 

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

Quiche Crumbs by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009