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quoted for truth

A phrase used on internet forums. Use it when another user makes a post which describes your opinion about something so perfectly you just have to quote them in your own post, but don't know what to say about it. Often shortened to QFT or QTF.
"This guy is a moron."
Quoted for truth.
quoted for truth by shankitty November 25, 2007

RO Quoted 

Whenver someone is talking about something that doesn't mean anything, quote them a Z-RO (Houston's best rapper) lyric to shut them up.
Girl, he kept whining, so I RO quoted his ass "If u gotta tell somebody u running shit, then u really ain't running shit. Cause if u was really running shit, u would be running shit. Not bumping yo gums and shit, mutherfucker...bitch!!"
RO Quoted by tori95 December 20, 2010

Quocadile 

The most sexiest animal on earth.
Clary: Have you seen a Quocadile?

Tessa: No. What is it?

Clary: It is the most sexiest animal you'd ever see.

Tessa: OMG. I want to see one now.
Quocadile by Bubbie69 October 27, 2010
When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.
BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
Quotedate by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
To gain status in a gang. Sometimes used as a means to challenge another member with higher status(OG).
"You've been hangin' 'round the hood for a while lil hommie, its bought time you got quoted."
quoted by Shnar September 18, 2008

Quoted For Truth and Great Justice 

Used to imply that one's words are utterly and undeniably true, and that it needs to be quoted in order to ensure that the point is proven.
"Pluto Nash was an abomination...Quoted For Truth and Great Justice."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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