Quiche Crumbs

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009

Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021