Definitions by Spongebobeehsa

Father nature's tears

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

Get merch

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

Get merch