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Definitions by Spongebobeehsa

Father nature's tears 

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

Quiche Crumbs 

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.
Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!
Quiche Crumbs by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009