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Quinones 

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end
That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.
Quinones by Traved 12 April 30, 2014

Dirty Quinones 

While laying on the floor underneath two girls rear ending each other with a double dildo, you stick your finger in their ass
At a Bachelor party, i saw someone pull a dirty quinones
Dirty Quinones by chitty88 May 21, 2009

Quinonesphobia 

noun

1 The fear of John Quinones appear within seconds, and asking:

“What made you act (or do) that?”
“Why did you stand up for (he, she, ze, they, them)?”
“What were you thinking when all of this was happening?”

Quinonesphobia causes anxiety in public places (Restaurants, parks, showers, etc.)
It gives the feeling of being watched (scopophobia), or judged when doing certain actions or giving reactions to any given situation.
“I think I have Quinonesphobia.”

john quinones 

a man who says wwyd
john quinones by theovster_ November 25, 2021
a man with a humongous penis. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He may not have a girlfriend always but he definitely has girls knocking on his door. He is a hot son of a bitch.
I want Quindon's dick inside me!
Quindon by Nam Definitons July 2, 2018
can i use the bathroom
Quinonez : NO!
quinonez by fujtfghjg May 10, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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