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The act of grabbing anothers crotch. Must be accompanied with the quibber saying "Quibs" otherwise the touch is just molestation.
Guy 1- "Hey bro, just wondering if you had todays assignment"

Guy 2- "Yeah, it was page 3 and 4."

Guy 1- "OK."

Guy 2- "..."

Guy 1- "Quibs" *grabs guy 2's groin*

Guy 2- "FUCK."
Quibs by floydthesic999 September 25, 2009
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quibs: (abstarct noun) issue, problem, dislike.
man1: i want to get some blue cheese
man2: I got no quibs with that
Quibs by Wolfmankurd August 31, 2005
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Quibbitch Player: Goddammit we're playing quibbitch, not fucking quidditch! You're the snitch, bitch.
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The feeling a woman gets down there when she is in the presence of someone who turns her on....a "female boner."
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The Quibbler 

Part of a phrase that usually goes (after one has stated a very unbelievable story) Oh yeah? Where'd you hear that? the Quibbler? -laughs ensue- This references the newspaper The Quibbler that Xenophilius Lovegood of the Harry Potter series prints on a regular basis, which is usually full of ridiculous sightings of fictional creatures and outlandish stories.
Rutherford: Did you know that dogs go to heaven? God told me last night!

Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?

-laughter from all but Rutherford-

Rutherford: -cries-
The Quibbler by FrailIcarusWings October 20, 2009
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