Quibs

The act of grabbing anothers crotch. Must be accompanied with the quibber saying "Quibs" otherwise the touch is just molestation.

Guy 1- "Hey bro, just wondering if you had todays assignment"

Guy 2- "Yeah, it was page 3 and 4."

Guy 1- "OK."

Guy 2- "..."

Guy 1- "Quibs" *grabs guy 2's groin*

Guy 2- "FUCK."

by floydthesic999 September 25, 2009

Quibs

quibs: (abstarct noun) issue, problem, dislike.

man1: i want to get some blue cheese
man2: I got no quibs with that

by Wolfmankurd August 31, 2005

Quib

A little indie game called Quib. It is a bad pun made out of "cube" and "quit".

Quib is a great game.

by MashedGames January 04, 2019

Quib

to fuck something up

Guy 1: (tries to act cool in front of girls)
Guy 1: (faceplants)
Guy 2: What a quib!

by Tootop11 October 05, 2012

Quib

Person who watches movies solely for the sexual scenes

Jill only looks up from her phone during the game of thrones sex scenes. What a quib

by Sugafinnababy June 10, 2021

quib

Quib is a 70's LA term for coughing while trying to hold in a pot hit either from a joint, pipe, or bong. Of course, it is a negative thing and the goal is not to quit.

Stoner A: Dude, pack the frigin bowl.
Stoner B: Here ya go, dude.
Stoner A: Gurrrrgle.........
Stoner B: Snap that bitch ya pussy
Stoner A: Gurrrrlgle......(small successive coughs)
Stoner B: Don't fuckin quib man!

by clyde November 29, 2003

quib

A bean only grown in Madagascar, brought to Britain in the 1960s. Usually comes tinned

person 1: hey what you eating
person 2: just some boiled quib beans

by jerrry.s December 18, 2014