Quetzlcoatl
Quetzlcoatl by Stathamite August 3, 2003
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Quetzalcoatl
Quetzalcoatl by Dancing with Fire July 15, 2011
Quetzalcoatlus
A large flying prehistoric reptile that lived roughly 70 million years ago in what is now Texas. Scientists belive it to be the largest flying creature ever to exist on earth, for it would’ve stood as tall as a giraffe and had a wingspan of 40 feet.
Quetzalcoatlus was huge!
Quetzalcoatlus by Peri_cat910 December 17, 2018
Quetzalcoatl
kett-sul-co-ott'l
1)The serpent-like bird-god of the Aztecs (has the head of a snake, body of a bird).
2)Character played by man in horror movie about..you guessed it..Quetzalcoatl. Man had stupid looking feather costume on, was obviously fake.
1)The serpent-like bird-god of the Aztecs (has the head of a snake, body of a bird).
2)Character played by man in horror movie about..you guessed it..Quetzalcoatl. Man had stupid looking feather costume on, was obviously fake.
Quetzalcoatl by axolotl August 7, 2006
Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb
Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 18, 2010
quetzalcoatlus
quetzalcoatlus by Jeff Cocksington June 5, 2011
Quetzalcoatyl
Quetzalcoatyl by The gimp April 18, 2003
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