9 definitions by The gimp

cockblock

1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.

She is cockblocking you bro.

by The gimp September 24, 2003

fudge-packer

Gay, Arse shagger, Homosexual, Poof, Batty boy.

Shane Anderson is a fudge-packer

by The gimp April 18, 2003

mawsheed

An insult of the scottish variety<br> see also bawbag fud and fannybaws

"Haw Scott ye Mawsheed, get tae fuck afore a put ma boot in yer arse"

by The gimp March 5, 2005

prag

prag probably originated from the HBO series Oz and probably means stands for PRison fAG. but it for sure means prison bitch.

Tyrone: i see you don't ever take up for yourself around here. now why dont you be a good prag and suck my dick?

Antwon: Fuck you man i aint nobody's prag

by The gimp April 21, 2005

Quetzalcoatyl

An ancient mayan God with great power and strength

The god Quetzalcoatyl was a man who turned into a bird

by The gimp April 18, 2003

Make A Wish Foundation

A children's charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. Grant's a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.

Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, Timmy. What can our foundation do for you?

Timmy: ...

Foundation: Anything you want Timmy! Do you want to meet your favorite football player? Own an Xbox 360 and tons of games? Drive a ferrari?

Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.

Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what the Make a Wish Foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!

by The gimp November 6, 2012

blood sport

Having intercourse during "rag-week"

sorry love, not into blood sport

by The gimp April 18, 2003