Quetzalqouatl 

A word describing a small plant or weed that no one knows what really is.
A good Quetzalqouatl should also be kinda half-assed and ruined, fix that with some general purpose tape.

- Jeez. What IS that???
- I think its aaaaa Quetzalqouatl! :D
- Ah, that explains the tape.

Quetzalqouatl by Rubbz June 6, 2008

Quetzalcoatl 

Aztec Feathered Serpent god.

Quetzalcoatl is the son of the Aztec two in one creator god Ometecuhtli.

Quetzalcoatl by Dancing with Fire July 15, 2011

Quetzalcoatlus

A large flying prehistoric reptile that lived roughly 70 million years ago in what is now Texas. Scientists belive it to be the largest flying creature ever to exist on earth, for it would’ve stood as tall as a giraffe and had a wingspan of 40 feet.

Quetzalcoatlus was huge!

Quetzalcoatlus by Peri_cat910 December 17, 2018

Quetzalcoatl 

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1)The serpent-like bird-god of the Aztecs (has the head of a snake, body of a bird).

2)Character played by man in horror movie about..you guessed it..Quetzalcoatl. Man had stupid looking feather costume on, was obviously fake.

Don't piss off Quetzalcoatl, or he will put a curse on you.

Quetzalcoatl by axolotl August 7, 2006

Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb 

Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.

Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.

Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!

Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?

Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.

Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?

Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.

Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 18, 2010

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Performing a pterodactyl while being penetrated from behind.

Dude Melissa is such a slut, she was doing a quetzalcoatlus last night.

quetzalcoatlus by Jeff Cocksington June 5, 2011

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