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queertis 

1. A person who is gay and has the last tis in his name.
2. Someone drops out of school with only one semester left.
3. Someone who is too lazy to have sex.
4. Someone that does anything for money.
5. Somebody that wants to buy a pocket pussy and share it with his friends without washing it.
Queertis hates america!
queertis by K-Mart Martinez March 4, 2008

Queerisma 

The Charisma of queers and homos
Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton)
Queerisma by Oh yeah! November 1, 2007

Queeristic 

Acting in a gay or queer nature
He looks very queeristic today
Queeristic by J3r3mytheredneck September 16, 2018

queertessential

Queer in nature or a related representation or a most perfect embodiment pertaining to the LGBTQ community.
"He was the queertessential human in the way he showed his affection and love for the same sex in the modern day without any shame or fear.”
queertessential by Dmart711 October 31, 2018

Queerism 

A religion who's soul purpose is to piss off other religions.
They worship Debra, the giant lesbian in the sky, and the iron dick (an allusion to the wooden one constructed by Dionysius)

They are required pray once a month and adhere to the rule of tolerating others beliefs as long as they dont invalidate another persons existence.
Surprisingly this religion originated in Texarkana Texas and now has nearly two hundred followers despite the fact they do not have a printed bible (their holy book is called The Saga )

It contains a jesusxhitlerxgod fan fic , safe binding tips, and various tidbits of helpful information .
"hey have you heard of queerism?"
"no"
"Would you care to learn about it ?
Queerism by mellowunknownvoid December 5, 2017

Queerism 

NEW word used to describe the act of discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. It has the same definition as the word HOMOPHOBIA but highlights the fact that it is a personal choice to be queerist not an involuntary phobia. It is also a more inclusive term that applies to anyone who identifies with the queer community.
A: Did you hear what Donald said the other day?
B: No what did he say?
A: He said that trans people shouldn't be allowed to change their identity marker.
B: What a jerk. Not only is he racist and sexist, but he's queerist too.

C: What is queerism?
D: It's basically homophobia.
Queerism by BisexualNerd June 24, 2019

Queerfishing 

When a company claims it is being progressive with LGBT+ representation by having queer characters appear for a minimal amount of screentime.
"Hey, did you watch the end of Rise of Skywalker?"
"Yeah, I missed the lesbian couple they were supposedly queerfishing though".
Queerfishing by Dawn of Ash October 11, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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