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A 50-something year old lady who doesn't know what a queen is.
"Aunt Becky is a queetis."
queetis by DisturbingDictionary June 10, 2022
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A 50-something year old woman who doesn't know what a queef is.
We found out Aunt Becky is a queetis when we were talking about queefs and she didn't know what we were talking about.
Queetis by DisturbingDictionary June 22, 2022
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Queerisma 

The Charisma of queers and homos
Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton)
Queerisma by Oh yeah! November 1, 2007

Queeristic 

Acting in a gay or queer nature
He looks very queeristic today
Queeristic by J3r3mytheredneck September 16, 2018

Queefish 

Adjective

1. A word used to describe an object or individual of vagina-like qualities.

2. Used to detail one that is unassertive and lacks self confidence.

3. The LGBTQ community
My roast beef Arby's sandwich is looking rather queefish.

Jordan is so queefish he wont even talk to girls.

Oh great another protest from the queefish LGBTQ fellows.
Queefish by Emerald_meat_flaps March 18, 2022

Queerism 

A religion who's soul purpose is to piss off other religions.
They worship Debra, the giant lesbian in the sky, and the iron dick (an allusion to the wooden one constructed by Dionysius)

They are required pray once a month and adhere to the rule of tolerating others beliefs as long as they dont invalidate another persons existence.
Surprisingly this religion originated in Texarkana Texas and now has nearly two hundred followers despite the fact they do not have a printed bible (their holy book is called The Saga )

It contains a jesusxhitlerxgod fan fic , safe binding tips, and various tidbits of helpful information .
"hey have you heard of queerism?"
"no"
"Would you care to learn about it ?
Queerism by mellowunknownvoid December 5, 2017

Queemish 

A deep aching sensation where the buttocks and the thigh join. This is caused by feeling uncomfortable seeing any sort of medical condion or procedures.
Looking at that open wound makes me feel queemish.
Queemish by Stormandjules July 3, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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