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its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.

we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

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if you have over 15+ hours on this, you're crazy frfr.

boy: what's ur screentime?

girl: erm.. 17 hours. why?

boy: tf, what do u possibly do on your phone all that time??

by ykifw808 April 13, 2023

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A third-party accessory that makes childhood do no longer look like childhood anymore — it's akin to the third-party mod "Ultimate Immersion" that make Minecraft do no longer look like Minecraft. BTW, the "vanilla", unmodded version of childhood consists of doing sports, playing outside, reading physical books, and hanging out with friends.

With all this screentime, my kids barely know what a real childhood looks like anymore!

by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025