screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.

we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

screentime

if you have over 15+ hours on this, you're crazy frfr.

boy: what's ur screentime?

girl: erm.. 17 hours. why?

boy: tf, what do u possibly do on your phone all that time??

by ykifw808 April 13, 2023

screentime

A third-party accessory that makes childhood do no longer look like childhood anymore — it's akin to the third-party mod "Ultimate Immersion" that make Minecraft do no longer look like Minecraft. BTW, the "vanilla", unmodded version of childhood consists of doing sports, playing outside, reading physical books, and hanging out with friends.

With all this screentime, my kids barely know what a real childhood looks like anymore!

by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

shadow screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity

You might use your shadow screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM

2. hook up with random people through craigslist

3. harass people you dislike

by Moggraider May 7, 2009

stalker screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity

You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike

by Moggraider May 7, 2009

Screen time

A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.

Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone

Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time

by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019

Screen Time

A terrible feature that takes away kids/teens happiness and freedom.

Alexi: Wanna play roblox?
Stormi: Sorry dude I have Screen Time.

by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn March 15, 2021