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queer duck 

noun. a person who is bizarre or unusual; someone who’s eccentric
"He's such a queer duck with that orange and yellow mohawk and some fifteen piercings on his face."
queer duck by mypseudonym_ April 13, 2009

queer duck 

A cartoon NOBODY has ever seen (the fact it hasn't even got five votes on the IMDb proves this), but everyone knows of it because it was on that 100 Greatest Cartoons thing - instead of Invader Zim or Ghost in the Shell.
"Has anyone seen Queer Duck?!?"
queer duck by OD Smith March 21, 2005

Queen Duck 

The teal rubber duck that magically makes its way around stevies bathroom whilst she remains inside the tub.

Queen duck will silently judge you even if you haven't done anything wrong, staring you down until you submit to her will.
"did you hear about Queen Duck?"

"no did stevie introduce you to her too?"

"yes... She scared me into leaving the house she was judging me the whole time"

Duck Queef 

A duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. If you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said "duck queef." It results in free drinks!
Jimmy had too many duck queefs last night. Duck Queef all around.
Duck Queef by ColonialMaster October 23, 2011

Duck queef snort 

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
Duck queef snort by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

Queerdick 

An insult usually towards a homosexual person, or towards someone doing a gay act. Much more effective than "gay", or "fag".
Damn dude, your such a fucking queerdick. stop jockin' all up on my nutsack bra.
Queerdick by Mango Mike R July 7, 2009
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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