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An indeterminate term of offense. Apparently connoting the idea of 'n00bishness' combined with being easily 'ownable'. To some extent, the opposite of '1337' (leet).
I owned you, you effen queeg.
queeg by anycon September 28, 2004
Words you can keep
A REALLY big queef. A word of an absolute gamer. An absolute madlad who gets all the cock and all the man-ass
Damn you catch that game last night? Yeah that one player was a real queeg.
Queeg by The Poggerer November 6, 2020
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adj; describes someone or something that is awkward, or out of place.
"Was that a monkey flying that blimp?"

"Hm. How queeg."
queeg by dr.hazoosh September 20, 2011

Purp Queeg 

When you queef so hard that it bruises your vagina and turns it purple
I went to the hospital after a nasty purp queeg
Purp Queeg by PurpQueeg June 6, 2018

Queefcup 

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.
My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.
Queefcup by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018

Chief Queef 

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
Chief Queef by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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