Queefsteak

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1.The eating of a steak that has been heated in the vagina due to excessive vibrations from over-active queefing.

2. The art of a female queefing on your "meat."

1. I cant wait to get home and have some of my mom's left over queefsteak in the fridge. Its the best!

2. GUY1- "Hey Brian, guess what?"

GUY2- "What?"

GUY1- "My girl queefsteaked all over my meat last night. Needless to say it was dangerously delicious."

Queefsteak by Sinsulin November 4, 2010

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queefster

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.

How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it

queefster by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

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Related Words

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Queefstain

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

Queefstain by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

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Queef Steak

N.

A vaginal fart which expels post coital discharge.

1. I must have laid it on thick because that was a fucking crazy queef steak.

Queef Steak by Dictionary Bitch February 25, 2009

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Queefsten

A rather robust individual with a genetic mutation that causes you to queef uncontrollably.

Dude you're such a queefsten

Queefsten by ainflwahjnfdj November 11, 2010

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philly queef steak

When a female shoves pieces of chopped steak up her vagina hole and proceeds to queef them out when they are good and done. When she exerts her load, the pieces of steak shoot out like bullets and if you are in the path, you could be a victim of Philly queef steak welts.

Bill said Hillary was a thirsty girl that wanted more meat in her snatch, so she proved him right by perfectly executing the Philly Queef Steak on him in the White House bedroom.

philly queef steak by BoobieDixon69 October 29, 2015

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queefsta

a pussy wannabe gangsta

derived from the word "queef"

fuck off queefsta

oh, its that queefsta

queefsta by Mr. Tre June 17, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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