Queefmaester

A maestro of queef noises.

Did you hear those noises coming from Shinji? He is a queefmaester.

by SnakeKack January 31, 2008

queefmonster

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.

Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

QueefMonster

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef

Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang

by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

Queefmeister

A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.

Kind of a bastardation. (that's meant to be ironic)

by Yobastabker November 4, 2004

queefmiester

A person who partakes in the act of queefing many times at one sitting.

Tommy lasorda is a huge queefmiester.

by quipster69 May 6, 2011

queefmasterreflex

Someone who, when reflexing, queefs. In other words, a jose luis made for fucking shit up. Only some can master this nickname and final form. To be honest, he is a legend of sorts.

Queefmasterreflex fucked so many bitches in college! It was insane!

by cavic June 5, 2014

queefmaster

1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.

2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.

"Mmmm, do I detect some raspberry douche mixed with semen in your last cuntfart"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?

by Daniel Boner December 1, 2006