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Queefmeister

A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.
Kind of a bastardation. (that's meant to be ironic)
Queefmeister by Yobastabker November 4, 2004
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Queefmeister

One who gapes pussy and leaves it with a big hollow cavity for which then air then fills and when the pussy is squeezed a loud queefing noise is made.
Johnny fucked Jenny in her pussy with his huge cock and got nicknamed the queefmeister because of the loud queefing noises Jenny's pussy made for several days after they fucked.

queefmonster 

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.
Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

QueefMonster 

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef
Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang
QueefMonster by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

queefmiester 

A person who partakes in the act of queefing many times at one sitting.
Tommy lasorda is a huge queefmiester.
queefmiester by quipster69 May 6, 2011

queefmasterreflex

Someone who, when reflexing, queefs. In other words, a jose luis made for fucking shit up. Only some can master this nickname and final form. To be honest, he is a legend of sorts.
Queefmasterreflex fucked so many bitches in college! It was insane!
queefmasterreflex by cavic June 5, 2014

queefmaster 

1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.

2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.
"Mmmm, do I detect some raspberry douche mixed with semen in your last cuntfart"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?
queefmaster by Daniel Boner December 1, 2006
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