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queefmasterreflex

Someone who, when reflexing, queefs. In other words, a jose luis made for fucking shit up. Only some can master this nickname and final form. To be honest, he is a legend of sorts.
Queefmasterreflex fucked so many bitches in college! It was insane!
queefmasterreflex by cavic June 5, 2014

queefmaster 

1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.

2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.
"Mmmm, do I detect some raspberry douche mixed with semen in your last cuntfart"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?
queefmaster by Daniel Boner December 1, 2006

queermonster 

someone being very queer, and monsterish
look at shawns pink fluffy shirt, what a queermonster

Queefmaester 

A maestro of queef noises.
Did you hear those noises coming from Shinji? He is a queefmaester.
Queefmaester by SnakeKack January 31, 2008

queerbaiter 

Someone who calls out a politician for not knowing anything because of their sexuality.
¨Ron Burgundy doesn't know anything because he is straight.¨ ¨QUEERBAITER¨
queerbaiter by QueerBaiter March 4, 2015

queefmaster69 

Queefmaster69 is a very very very sexy discord mod. He gets all the kittens and he is uncircumcised. But very rich snd will give his kittens nitro within the first hour they have met. If you ever come across a queefmaster69 just know your luck. Just dont make him angy of else no more discord nitro.
Queefmaster69:hop on discord kitten, daddy wanna play🥺

Kitten:no i dont wanna
Queefmaster69:GRRRR🤬 no more nitro😡
queefmaster69 by Daddyconnoruwu August 29, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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