Queef Cakes

Queef - term which refers to vaginal flatulence and ensuing execretment

"Katherine had to change her pants because they were full of Queef Cakes."

Queef Cakes by remt April 28, 2007

queef cake 

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."

Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.

queef cake by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

Queef cake 

A desert from the pheonican peoples most historians agree from 2000 bc to 1500 bc (bc before cuckold)
It is made of goats milk curdled in the vag. For no less then two weeks.
If prepared in the traditional manner for no less them two menstrual cycles in order to achieve a rich and complex flavor palette with hints of moldy viniger old crab cakes and a hint of sourdough.

The dough comes from the vag of the girl in the off cycle who has passed her cheese wad but has plenty of active yeast culture left to make the dough. The cheese was is mashed down in to a paste and spread across the dough.

While women put great bellows in to the vag and fill full of air and use the pussy lips to leave a beautiful texture and a waxy like coating that is sprayed out from the ever growing yeast infection.
Men would walk through the market dipping there fingers In the pussys of the women till they found the flavor that fit there palate.

Little timmy loved sundays to go to queefy Ken's queef cakes and bait shop
In the old part of town.
Old style with new ideas midgets asians one girl with different sized pussy lips

Giving so much variety to the texture of the curd frosting.....
Janet wanted to make queef cupcakes for her husband but lacked the vaginal fortitude to keep the milk in till it curdled enough to make the traditional pussy plug

When she sneezed it dripped down her legs and was lost like her husbands dreams when she told him she was pregnant
She then attempted suicide by repeatingly jumping out the ground floor window in to the grass
The neighbor boy came over to put her out of her misery with his wiffle ball bat and after several hours and many trips to the store.

(Jonny came from a family where they finished what they started. Unlike janet who half the time didnt finish wiping her ass and just wore brown underwear and pants and blamed the smell on the dog. But Jonathan was always suspicious of her story the the dog shit on her pussy when she wasnt looking. . Also he was tired of the brown five o clock shadow he had from munching her moldy mossy cottage. He was also a albino making it harder to explain)
Little Johnny finished the job and rolled her in to a shallow grave and barb the neighbors wife invited him over for homeaid queef cakes and a three way that her son filmed

that is why little Johnny tried a home made sex change with a drill soldering iron and fake eyebrows

Queef cake by Pecker pete October 2, 2018

queef cake 

a womens queef made into a cake from her vaginal fart and is very stinky and gross

my women made me a queef cake and i tryed then i looked at her and slapped her and left

queef cake by ppizzles July 7, 2004

Dairy Queen Cake 

A cake frosted with zombie cum.

That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his fingernails!!!!

Dairy Queen Cake by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

queer cake 

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

queer cake by dasschepas February 21, 2011

Queer Cake 

Someone who's acting like a complete douche bag. Also used in a derogatory sense towards ass-pilots like Elton John (gay people u retards)

Fuck I had that Ozzy kid, he's such a queer cake who sucks fat dong

Queer Cake by sourdude13 January 14, 2006