Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MJoeJaX

what the bastard

You say it when you get really pissed and confused. And I mean REALLY pissed, because you're implying your confusion is an illegitimate child.

That zombie squirted cum on my roast beef sandwich. WHAT THE BASTARD IS WRONG WITH HIM?

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A cake frosted with zombie cum.

That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his fingernails!!!!

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King Kong's dick. It's bigger than a bullet train and twice as fast. It can fill Lake Superior in a single cumshot and is visible from outerspace.

If I were a woman, I'd be all over King Kong's King Kock. Hell! Who cares what I am?! I want that giant gock!

King Kock by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

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