Definitions by MJoeJaX

what the bastard 

You say it when you get really pissed and confused. And I mean REALLY pissed, because you're implying your confusion is an illegitimate child.

That zombie squirted cum on my roast beef sandwich. WHAT THE BASTARD IS WRONG WITH HIM?

what the bastard by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

Dairy Queen Cake 

A cake frosted with zombie cum.

That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his fingernails!!!!

Dairy Queen Cake by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

King Kock 

King Kong's dick. It's bigger than a bullet train and twice as fast. It can fill Lake Superior in a single cumshot and is visible from outerspace.

If I were a woman, I'd be all over King Kong's King Kock. Hell! Who cares what I am?! I want that giant gock!

King Kock by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004