Queaving 

Queaving; to Queave.

The act of queaving is when your vulva is expressing nervous disposition, and so your pelvic flaw contracts and causes vaginal palpitations. This can make it appear that the vagina has a heartbeat, as it trembles in anxiety like a shaken chihuahua.

Not to be confused with quefing, which can be caused by the initial queave.

“I hadn’t had sex in such a long time, that when my vulva saw the penis - it was so startled that it began to queave, and it was queaving so intensely that I thought it was on vibrate”

Queaving by Carrotqueef127 November 15, 2020

Queasing 

From: Quantitative Easing, the new official government doublespeak for "printing money out of thin air."

Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.

I'm queasing just thinking about my dwindling pension pot, my loss of savings, my worthless endowment, the fall in the value of my house, my imminent unemployment, global warming.....dude, how much worse can it get?

Queasing by MoeThePlumber March 11, 2009

Quaving up

The name given to the latter expirience when the un-appealing effect of your jeans being pulled by a gravataional pull, falls directly below waistline while in effect ones boxers seem to go upwards towards ones bellybutton, therefore giving a seemingly wedgey expirence.

Two School kids are walking home one day, after a hard day at school, the shortest of the two realises he is expirencing some pain towards his groin area, he inspects the matter and realises to his suprise his jeans are swaggering a tad low and his boxers are way off course!

"YO BRO, MA Jeans are swaggering how they do while im Quaving up in the DIZZLE"

"Shitt Man Thats Nasty"

Quaving up by Zephir Moriarty February 27, 2008

Queasing 

A combination of “wheezing” and “quaking.” It usually defines significant laughter toward something hilarious.

“Dude, look at this funny cat video!”

“OMG, I’m queasing!!”

Queasing by lemonstick320 June 22, 2019

Queafing Wars 

The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.

Girl, Queafing wars at my house tonight:)

Queafing Wars by Paper2546 October 25, 2011

queaking 

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!

queaking by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008

Queasing 

The face you make while taking a shit

Bro my face was queasing so hard when I was taken a shit last night

Queasing by Covid-bitch September 13, 2020