Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."
Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!
by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008
Get the queaking mug.Used as an alternative to "shook". Usually used for more emphasis. Popularize by Shane Dawson, who probably learned it from Ru Paul's Drag Race.
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From: Quantitative Easing, the new official government doublespeak for "printing money out of thin air."
Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.
Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.
I'm queasing just thinking about my dwindling pension pot, my loss of savings, my worthless endowment, the fall in the value of my house, my imminent unemployment, global warming.....dude, how much worse can it get?
by MoeThePlumber March 11, 2009
Get the Queasing mug.A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.
Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.
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Get the tana mongeau is quaking right now mug.A combination of “wheezing” and “quaking.” It usually defines significant laughter toward something hilarious.
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