Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods