Queasing

From: Quantitative Easing, the new official government doublespeak for "printing money out of thin air."

Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.

I'm queasing just thinking about my dwindling pension pot, my loss of savings, my worthless endowment, the fall in the value of my house, my imminent unemployment, global warming.....dude, how much worse can it get?

by MoeThePlumber March 11, 2009

Queasing

A combination of “wheezing” and “quaking.” It usually defines significant laughter toward something hilarious.

“Dude, look at this funny cat video!”

“OMG, I’m queasing!!”

by lemonstick320 June 22, 2019

Queasing

The face you make while taking a shit

Bro my face was queasing so hard when I was taken a shit last night

by Covid-bitch September 13, 2020

Queafing Wars

The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.

Girl, Queafing wars at my house tonight:)

by Paper2546 October 25, 2011

queaking

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!

by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008

quasington

A Person ,usually of the male species who is so dreadfully ugly that he is often associated with "Quasimodo" due to his large teeth and ape like posture.

Whats "quasington" saying these days ?

Nothing like seeing "quasingtons" face to make you realize how lucky you are.

by Dr Hag February 24, 2009

Queusing

When your choosing whilst in a queue. Queusing.

(Whilst waiting in line) Excuse me, are you queuing or choosing your food? Actually, I'm queusing...

by danpeterson April 23, 2011