What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.
Spanish for "that's what she said." You can use it in place of "that's what she said" and not many people will know what you're talking about, so you can chuckle to yourself.
Friend: I was amazed at how she just took it all in. You: Eso es lo que ella dijo. Friend: What? You: Exactly.
I know how to say it, but I'm not exactly sure how to spell it. I'm pretty sure that's correct. Now to the meaning: Lo que sea means "Whatever." You can use it in a variety of ways.
1. "Boricua,cubano,negro! Lo que sea, ya tu sabes!" Pitbull (rapper) is saying, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Blacks, whatever, you know! (From the song What You Gon' Do (Latino Remix))
It's an expression usually used to damn something specially precise, but it's used too like a way to damn in general.
In some cases it's said to express a big surprise too.
"Que lo parió" literally means "what give birth it"
-¡Que lo parió! Ese hijo de puta se robó mi billetera.
Qué lo parió! That son of a bitchstoled my wallet.
-Perdí mi billetera...¡Qué lo parió!
I've lost my wallet...Qué lo parió!
_¡Qué lo parió! ¡Encontré mi billetera denuevo!
Que lo parió! I've found my wallet again!
Slang for saying "what the fuck". It literary means "who gave birth to it". Very popular among porteño spanish speaking people. It might express either surprise or anger, it hasn't got a very nice connotation
Eg.(a) A: Te enteraste de Roberto? Se casa...
B: Que lo pario, che! Es un boludo!
(A: Did u hear about Roberto? He's gettin' married...
B:WTF? What an asshole!)
(b) "Que lo pario, me corte el dedo"
(WTF! I cut my finger!)
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.