quartermain 

Being drunk but having to go to the bathroom and being afraid of getting up or changing position because it may cause you to go back to the state of nausea.

I might pee the bed but I don't want to quartermain.

quartermain by icyhot123 January 25, 2010

Quartermain 

When you hit a women for not shagging you

"stop doing a Quartermain"

Quartermain by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.

Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!

Quarterninja by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Quarterling

The offspring of a Halfling and a Human; those who are half-halfling. Despite the name, Quarterlings are in fact taller than Halflings.

The new generation of quarterlings may help fill the void between humans and halflings.

Those roughly 4'-4'5" in height.

Quarterling by chjmu June 29, 2009

quartermounder 

Vaginal lips that resemble a cheeseburger and form a perfect mound.

"She laid back and as I slowly pulled her panties down, I was left gasping at the sight of her juicy quartermounder."

quartermounder by Cwuppacwoffee March 5, 2019

Quartermaster 

The bad ass mother fuckers of the US Navy's navigation team on any given ship in the fleet.

Hey Lopez gets to leave work early most days in port. No shit he is a quartermaster.

Quartermaster by QME Lopez September 1, 2010

Quartermasters 

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.

"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."

Quartermasters by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023