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Quartermain 

When you hit a women for not shagging you
"stop doing a Quartermain"
Quartermain by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
Quarterninja by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Quarterling

The offspring of a Halfling and a Human; those who are half-halfling. Despite the name, Quarterlings are in fact taller than Halflings.
The new generation of quarterlings may help fill the void between humans and halflings.

Those roughly 4'-4'5" in height.
Quarterling by chjmu June 29, 2009

quartermounder 

Vaginal lips that resemble a cheeseburger and form a perfect mound.
"She laid back and as I slowly pulled her panties down, I was left gasping at the sight of her juicy quartermounder."
quartermounder by Cwuppacwoffee March 5, 2019

Quartermaster 

The bad ass mother fuckers of the US Navy's navigation team on any given ship in the fleet.
Hey Lopez gets to leave work early most days in port. No shit he is a quartermaster.
Quartermaster by QME Lopez September 1, 2010

Quartermasters 

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.
"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."
Quartermasters by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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