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Quartermasters 

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.
"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."
Quartermasters by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023
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Quartermaster 

The bad ass mother fuckers of the US Navy's navigation team on any given ship in the fleet.
Hey Lopez gets to leave work early most days in port. No shit he is a quartermaster.
Quartermaster by QME Lopez September 1, 2010
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quartermaster 

A quartermaster is a person who can go into an arcade with one quarter and make it last all night on one game. Not to be confused with a pinball wizard.
Nobody could stop Josh that night in 1983... He conquered Centipede and became Utica's only quartermaster for that game.

Quartermaster 

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quartermaster 

the friendship or platonic equivalent of a wingman.

when someone is able to setup two friends and they hit it off straight away into a friendship.

chose quartermaster, because on a pirate ship, they're all mates!
"man that guy's a real quartermaster, if I've ever seen one!"
quartermaster by tera vox October 9, 2023

quartermistress 

the female equivalent of quartermaster.
see quartermaster
"that girl was the best quartermistress ever!"
"I know right? we'd never be friends without her help!"
quartermistress by tera vox October 9, 2023
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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