Definitions by zooted_official

Quartermain 

When you hit a women for not shagging you

"stop doing a Quartermain"

Quartermain by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Bardner 

Even when you're wrong, you'll never admit fault

"look at that stubborn cunt, he's doing a Bardner"

Bardner by zooted_official March 15, 2022

The Stumble 

When you get so drunk you stumble to your left whilst walking

"ahh, he's doing the stumble again"

The Stumble by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Vegan 

When you stand up and appreciate a warm breeze

"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan

Vegan by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Child Merchant 

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

Child Merchant by zooted_official March 15, 2022

DeWank

When you jerk off in front of your mandem.

Aye DeWank get out of here with that cuck shit!

DeWank by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Crumbs 

Reuben's drip

Aye allow wipe them crumbs off, Crusty Boy

Crumbs by zooted_official March 15, 2022