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Quarterly Monogamist 

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.
Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
Quarterly Monogamist by Squammie December 14, 2011

Quarterly Circumcision 

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.
Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?
Quarterly Circumcision by anonymous December 8, 2020

Quarterly Bender 

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
Tis time for the Quarterly Bender
Quarterly Bender by JenCn February 21, 2023

Quarterly Financial Gangbang

The Quarterly Financial Gangbang is an event that occurs four times a year typically in the months of March, June, September and December. (The exact months may change, and it can even sometimes be 6-monthly in certain places) It is the convergence of large bills hitting households that are charged quarterly such as property tax, insurance, power, water and vehicle registration at the same time.

The effect on the affected person feels like they're having a train run on them by a particularly well-endowed and highly aggressive family of silverback gorillas. This is often the root cause of if the intense rage a taxpayer feels when they see the government was giving hundreds of millions of dollars to fund projects like transgender opera in Peru.
Hey Mike I'd love to have a beer with you after work but I'm right in the middle of the Quarterly Financial Gangbang so I can't afford it and have been living on unseasoned white rice for the last couple of weeks just to keep a roof over my head.

GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) 

25% or 1/4 of an erection; half a "semi".
She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)

He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

A & F Quarterly 

A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.
I am going to be reading the next A & F Quarterly
A & F Quarterly by flumberparty April 8, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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