My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.
A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.
Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.
Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.
Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"
"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"
"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."
"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.