Quaranbeard

Being to lazy to shave while being in quarantine. Thus growing a quaranbeard.

It's not like you're meeting anyone soon.

Look at Jay he hasn't shaved in weeks. Guess he is growing a quaranbeard.

by Jay the first March 25, 2020

Quarantard

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.

Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.

by eyekey March 31, 2020

Quarancardio

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.

My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

quarantard

A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.

Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.

Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.

Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.

"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"

"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"

"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."

"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."

by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020

quaranbean

when you are bored, so you spend 30m+ nutting (beaning) out of boredom, then watch Netflix and play video games for the rest of the day

friend over the phone "want to face time"?
me "nah, i think i will just quaranbean"

by Nerd_Rages March 30, 2020

Quarantear

An extremely long and excruciating amount of time, derived from the words “quarantine” and “year”

It’s been a quarantear since I last saw my friends.

by Jahogahoga1 January 23, 2021