quasi-stalk 

To almost but not really stalk someone.

The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.

quasi-stalk by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011

quanzi scheme 

(n) A fiscal scheme of a central government where the lack of fiscal responsibility leads to massive deficits funded by debt that can not be repaid with revenues collected. As the scheme becomes riskier to creditors, they demand higher interest rates on incremental debt. This forces the central government to avoid issuing more debt in favor of simply printing its own currency (i.e., quantitative easing) to continue its endless, irresponsible borrow-and-spend policy. Ultimately, the reckless spending policy and printing of currency leads to crippling inflation and insurmountable debt being passed on to future generations in an immoral 'we enjoy now, you pay later' massive heist.

The US government (specifically Congress) in coordination with the Federal Reserve have been running a quanzi scheme since the Federal Reserve's inception amassing to-date $15.4 trillion in national debt and $117.8 trillion in unfunded liabilities.

quanzi scheme by CO_Soothsayer June 1, 2012

Quanq Stash 

Illegal drugs, within the confines of a woman's vagina, that are being smuggled across borders or seas.

Me: What are you doing next week?

Female friend: Going to South America for work.

Me: That's awesome! If you have an opportunity to bring me a quanq stash of blow i'd be most grateful.

Quanq Stash by Habitual Sassbox July 8, 2012

Quasi star 

A star that has an black hole inside of the star.

person 1:QUASI STAR IS UY SCUTI
me:BITCH UY SCUTI IS 1.883 BILLION KM AND QUASI STAR IS 1,000 SOLAR MASSES

Quasi star by random kid 😐 January 19, 2021

[quasi-single] 

definitely not betrothed in the near future

Mariane & Al are definitely not quasi-single

[quasi-single] by SADBC November 21, 2016

Quan Seal 

A mid to late life aged mexican american horse with lots of time. It can also be a fourth year old uncle who is DEFINITELY NOT a drug dealer.

"Hey, thats my boi! Quan Seal!"

Quan Seal by EmElleYT June 16, 2018

quan Shit 

some DORK ASS NIGGA from philly that needs to be given a wedgie immediately after being spotted on the streets, in school or even in a public establishment. Another definition is a DWEEB ASS NIGGA thats mad sherm

Actually definition:
somebody’s who is a shit eater, titty milk drinker and a dork ass dweeb ass nigga

Yo see that dude over there, he be on some quan shit

Yea i see why we dont fuck with his dork ass 😭✌🏽

quan Shit by Quanhater201372 November 22, 2024