9 definitions by Habitual Sassbox
Illegal drugs, within the confines of a woman's vagina, that are being smuggled across borders or seas.
Me: What are you doing next week?
Female friend: Going to South America for work.
Me: That's awesome! If you have an opportunity to bring me a quanq stash of blow i'd be most grateful.
Female friend: Going to South America for work.
Me: That's awesome! If you have an opportunity to bring me a quanq stash of blow i'd be most grateful.
by Habitual Sassbox July 6, 2012
My buddy boned down with that amazingly sexy waitress. He told me her quanq was unequaled in its gloriousness.
by Habitual Sassbox December 19, 2011
I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.
by Habitual Sassbox January 16, 2012
When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.
After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.
by Habitual Sassbox February 10, 2012
When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.
My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
by Habitual Sassbox February 26, 2010
While engaging in coital relations the man fakes an orgasm with his unsuspecting lady. After some time passes his babe falls into a deep slumber. It is at this point when he administers masturbation techniques upon himself, while perched only slightly elevated above her face. This results in a culmination of a glorious DNA coating of the woman's face, particularly in and around and below her eyes. When she awakens, their are jizz remnants surrounding her magnificent peepers.
-'Hey, what did you get into last night?'
-'My girl came over and we had some fun. After boning for a bit i thought it'd be interesting to allow her to wear my Tears of Passion. It was a most triumphant experience for all involved.'
-'My girl came over and we had some fun. After boning for a bit i thought it'd be interesting to allow her to wear my Tears of Passion. It was a most triumphant experience for all involved.'
by Habitual Sassbox November 29, 2011
See that chick who's bartending. We nicknamed her the slutenator since she has fucked nearly every guy in the bar.
by Habitual Sassbox February 9, 2009