Quailtail

in regards to a womans clitoral region that has a little extra dangle and tangle. Such growth swings annoyingly around other more important areas such as the head tail on a quail; quailtail

that woman pulled a meatspin on herself with her bulbous quailtail!

by king of george July 25, 2011

Ruckus Quiltail

A married teacher who flirts with old students through an anonymous mail account.

This mail is inappropriate for a teacher t write. Such a Ruckus Quiltail.

by pars savcı November 20, 2021

quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.

"Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them."

- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006

by alexdagrate February 17, 2006

quailtard

A combination of word "quail" which is a bird that is small in size and having mottled brown plumage and a short tail, with a contraction of the word "retard", one who is mentally challanged. Quailtard was first uttered by Jon Stewart on "The daily Show". It refers to the hunting accident in which Vice Prez Dick Cheney shot a lawyer from Texas on February 11, 2006.

I turned on the TV and all the stations were talking about quailtard.

by TJ_H February 17, 2006

Quailtard

Refers to the quail that are raised on farms for hunters to shoot. This refers to the recent incident in which Dick Cheney shot a fellow hunter. (As seen on The Daily Show)

Cheney was out shooting quailtards and shot another guy.

by Sondosia February 17, 2006

quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards. (Description written by Mark Frauenfelder)

Dick Cheney aimed for the quailtard but blasted a lawyer instead.

by DudeAbides February 17, 2006

Quailtastic

1.Generally awesome or cool. Also, to posess ownfullness.
2. If pertaining to women, hot or sexy.

John: I just got a a new car!
Flance: Dude, that's quailtastic!

or

Lexford: Dude, check out that hot chick!
George: That is one quailtastic babe.

by Quailsworth September 5, 2009