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Person 1: hey are you still going to track and field?
Person 2: no, I quat
Quat by Carpet crust April 7, 2022
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quat • quatch • quattro • quatchi • quatro • quater • Quatez • quatre • Quatrice • quatsch
A girl that makes you hate her more than any other female you've ever met. A combination of a queef, twat, and cunt.
"Did that quat really just grab my boyfriend's ass?"
QUAT by mopetes September 29, 2011
A degenerate who likes wiping his/her rectum ONCE before dropping the toilet paper in the bowl.
Donny: "Yo, Ryan we need more toilet paper. I used the last piece."
Ryan: "Ew, you fucking quat. Did you only wipe once?"

Tina: "You're a fucking racist."
Max: "And you're a fucking quat."
Quat by Alt-Libertarian February 3, 2017
A zit or pimple. As seen in William Shakespeare's "Othello".
"I have rubbed this young quat almost to the sense, and he grows angry." Iago, "Othello", V.i.11-12
Quat by IagoDeBergerac February 4, 2012
When you fart, queef, burp, and sneeze all at the same time.
Dude I just made a wet quat.
Quat by Heydude28 February 3, 2017
Verbally meaning the same as quit, but used as past-tense.
I quat that horrible place years ago.
I quat using the Internet when I became fat from all the cheeseburgers and shakes.
That roadkill quat living yesterday.
She finally quat yapping when the dog started howling at her.
Thankfully that guy quat working here months ago.
I should have quat while I had the chance.
quat by thunderleg October 4, 2005
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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