Pyrus

When you think the first woman you meet is the woman of your dreams.
More effective when the "Pyrus" in question thinks they are stealing someone else's girl.

Person 1: I've got a mad crush on this girl. I think she's the one.
Person 2: No Pyrus, she lives in fucking Canada you British fuck.
Person 1: You're just mad you have competition.

Pyrus by Arkeon December 1, 2021

Pyrus

The act of accidentally upsetting somebody. And it can also be used to rage bait by saying you were pyrusing someone, while you were purposefully upsetting them.

“You are pyrusing me right now, bro.” “Sorry, I was pyrusing you, bro. My bad.”

Pyrus by PamperKing May 20, 2026

Pyrosexual 

Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.

Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"

Pyrosexual by BulletBillGamer June 23, 2016

peruski 

a bonified badass who has more than 10 girlfriends who are at least 5 years older than him

david beckham gets his peruski on

peruski by Tayler Peruski January 14, 2008

King Terio of Prussia 

King Terio gained control of the throne of Prussia in 1836. Terio ruled with the policy if of "Ooh Ocidere Eos," which when translated from Latin to English is "Ooh Kill'em." During his reign, Prussia's main export was fresh beats, and imported large amounts of buckets. But it was foretold in the prophecy preached by Sage the Gemini, that there would be a revolution. Then, there was the peasant revolt of 1837, lead by a farmer named Lord Diplo. The revolt became known as the Diplo Revolution. After the Diplo Revolution, King Terio of Prussia fled to live in exile in the exotic land of Miami (My-ahm-my) and was later found living in the new found land of Riverdale, Georgia.

Lindeman- "Under which leader did Europe experience large scale financial growth?"

T-snipes- "The reign of King Terio of Prussia."

King Terio of Prussia by go njdevils1 February 11, 2014

Prussian 

A person with descendants/from of the region/kingdom/state of Prussia. Prussia is located in Central Europe and extends from the south-eastern coast of the Baltic Sea to the Masurian Lake District. It is currently now divided into the countries of Poland, Russia, and Lithuania. The former German state of Prussia took its name from this region.

Baron Friedrich von Steuben was a Prussian soldier who trained American soldiers in the Revolutionary War.

Prussian by Ilhana January 9, 2008

Prussian roulette 

The process of 5 or 6 guys masturbating and ejaculating into a cup then gently swirling the cup and artificially inseminating a participating female. After 21 years has passed the child and everyone of the male participants will undergo a paternity test to determine who is the father.

Zachary looks really happy.
Yeah he just found out he won Prussian roulette

Prussian roulette by big. daddy September 7, 2014