Definitions by Arkeon

Pyrus

When you think the first woman you meet is the woman of your dreams.
More effective when the "Pyrus" in question thinks they are stealing someone else's girl.

Person 1: I've got a mad crush on this girl. I think she's the one.
Person 2: No Pyrus, she lives in fucking Canada you British fuck.
Person 1: You're just mad you have competition.

Pyrus by Arkeon December 1, 2021

Dark 5 Moment 

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

Dark 5 Moment by Arkeon December 1, 2021