Pyrus

When you think the first woman you meet is the woman of your dreams.
More effective when the "Pyrus" in question thinks they are stealing someone else's girl.
Person 1: I've got a mad crush on this girl. I think she's the one.
Person 2: No Pyrus, she lives in fucking Canada you British fuck.
Person 1: You're just mad you have competition.
by Arkeon December 02, 2021
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Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.
Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.
by Arkeon December 02, 2021
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